Oddly enough, I was pretty pumped when I heard Oklahoma won the Miss America pageant for the second consecutive year. Not sure why, I have zero interest in it and in pageants in general, although they can be a good timewaste if nothing else is on the tube.

Nevertheless, Lauren Nelson's win gives Oklahoma six Miss Americas, so I thought I'd rank the other five based on nothing more than what I was feeling at lunch. Blame Quizno's.

• 5 - Norma Smallwood


• 4 - Shawntell Smith


• 3 - Jennifer Berry


• 2 - Susan Powell


• 1 - Jane Jayroe