Man, why does all the good stuff in the Big Brother house not happen on the weekends!? As of last night, the Big Brother 8 house has dissolved into bizarro world.

Nick was put up on the block, and then he shaved his head into a mohawk.

Dustin shaved his head.

Dick and Nick have decided to mercilessly attack Jen verbally, and Dick even made it physical by pouring tea over Jen's head, which I think technically is assault. The pressure really has gotten to the house, and while on one hand, it makes for brilliant live-feed watching ... it's also borderline mental.

And I have to say: From this point forward, I can't be with evel Dick. Or Nick. Now I haven't been a big fan of the Jenbot, but I admire how she's kept a positive attitude through the mental beating she's been taking. Furthermore, the out-and-out rejection of Zach -- like we were back in high school -- has gone overboard.

If Jen, Zach and Kail survive this week, they should totally work together and draw in Jessica and Jameka in order to purge the house of its crazies -- Dick and Nick. Seriously, E.D. is about one wrong move from getting his tatted self booted from the show.

Enjoy these clips posted by YouTubers last night. They are honestly too crazy to believe, and it reminds me of the moment in the movie "Full Metal Jacket" when Pyle went nuts. Instead of shell shock, it's BB shock.